IF YOU NEED THE POLICE, TRY QUEENS -HUMOR

19 December 2008, 12:12 pm

by:Anthony J Trimboli- This is a humorous story sharing my thoughts concerning Police and why, basically, if you get them in busy areas of New York City like Manhattan or Brooklyn, they never come.

"We're very busy" is the word of some sargeants and captains in Manhattan, New York. So, since they are busy, it may take them about HALF A DAY to come out to ticket a blocked driveway or problems with a pedestrian walkway being blocked in Manhattan.

Half a day!!!!

If it is Queens, however, you get service just as usual. You call about a blocked driveway or something small and they come right out. No matter where you are in Queens. No matter where you are in Queens.

According to most Sargeants and Captains in Manhattan and Brooklyn, they are very busy at the time. So, it will take about five hours for them to come out for a blocked driveway or for a moving violation.

I guess the best place for something to happen to you would be Queens here in New York City. I never realized busyness was the reason why lots of police did not come out for small things in Manhattan like that.

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